Riddle:
I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
Title:midnight death - Author: jeremy thomas!!!!!!!!!!! - Contributor:jay thomas
Riddle: a man is up at around midnight watching T.V. and decides its about time for bed. he gets up, walks the five feet to the T.V., turns it off, goes upstairs, turns off the light and goes to bed. .the next day he wakes up, turns on the T.V. and realizes he is the cause of 400 deaths....why?
Answer: he lived in a lighthouse. the light he turned off upstairs was the foglight used to guide ships and so a ship crashed into shore......woohoo!