Riddle:
A time when they're green, a time when they're brown,
But both of these times, cause me to frown.
But just in between, for a very short while,
They're perfect and yellow, and cause me to smile!
What am I talking about here?
Riddle: A man went to visit a relative in prison
the police asked him how he was related to the convict
The man said
"I have no brothers or sisters
His father
Is my fathers son"
Who is he?