Riddle:
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
Riddle: An electric train is going twenty miles/hour up a hillside of a forty-five degrees upward. The wind is blowing downhill at a speed of thirty miles/hour. What way will the steam from the train go?
Answer: There is no steam, it's an electric train!